The 5 Most Unintentionally Gay Horror Movies

- stolen from cracked.com

1. The Lost Boys (1987) - A handsome young man is targeted by vampires. Everyone is dressed like members of WHAM!
Best quote: "My blood is in your veins!"

2. The Covenant (2006) - Caleb is the leader of a gang of "undercover" male witches who spend a lot of time showering together.
Best quote: "How about I make you my wi-atch?"

3. The Forsaken (2001) - Young man befriends vampire, ignores attractive woman for 90 minutes.
Best quote: "I need all the muscle I can get!"

4. Jeepers Creepers II (2003) - It makes sense that a man-eating monster might eat the occasional half-naked teenage boy. But when it's all he eats, the other monsters might start asking questions.
Best quote: "Thinking you're going to come onto me and every other swinging dick on this bus makes me nervous!"

5. A Nightmare on Elm Street II: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - Freddy Krueger spends an entire movie trying to get into a young man's body.
Best quote: The entire film